dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

crucio:

what the hell is wrong with harry he eats gluten free and cut red meat out of his diet he binges fresh fruit and soul cycle and consumes his body weight in water on stage yet he’s still always sick. is he ok? is he not getting enough sleep? is the environment of earth taking its toll on his alien body?

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unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.

wheelchair-warrior:

this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

I knew I would make the headlines, but I wasn’t sure just how.

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hexbird:

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

lynnerdo:

IM FUCKING DYYING

topclassbitchfromthefuture:

screaming screaming SCREAMING

Anonymous: How did you discover you liked girls

turklet:

i looked at a girl and i was like nice

rhetoricc:

I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

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