the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

(Source: wynealgedreas, via folk-yeah)

latenightseth:

Now that Chris Pratt is finished with Guardians of the Galaxy, he can finally go back to that Andy Dwyer physique.

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Timestamp: 1406967133

latenightseth:

Now that Chris Pratt is finished with Guardians of the Galaxy, he can finally go back to that Andy Dwyer physique.

(via 8leggedfreaks)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via stupidstagram)

Timestamp: 1406966824

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via stupidstagram)

Marvel’s cinematic universe (so far) [x]

(Source: lmnpnch, via ofpotterandwho)

Timestamp: 1406966292

Marvel’s cinematic universe (so far) [x]

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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

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anotherpunk:

"your dress is too short."

thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

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Timestamp: 1406945558

doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

(Source: rouxx, via possums-ahoy)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to postpone your execution. [x]

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Timestamp: 1406945418

tastefullyoffensive:

How to postpone your execution. [x]

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Anonymous:
should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?

feminerdism:

plannedparenthood:

image

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The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.

likeyouredimaggio:

Casual stop at Jeni’s before the MKTO show

Timestamp: 1406934324

likeyouredimaggio:

Casual stop at Jeni’s before the MKTO show