hydra wouldn’t cut bucky’s hair but they waxed his chest…………k 

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You’re not my boss. You’re one of my hobbies.

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where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell


sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

We write for the same reason that we walk, talk, climb mountains or swim the oceans — because we can. We have some impulse within us that makes us want to explain ourselves to other human beings. That’s why we paint, that’s why we dare to love someone- because we have the impulse to explain who we are. Not just how tall we are, or thin… but who we are internally… perhaps even spiritually.
- Maya Angelou on why we write (via maddierose)

; the goblet of fire

Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 


is it weird that i miss my ex boyfriend’s cat

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hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet


i can’t watch the anaconda video without doing squats

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Back to school outfits


Back to school outfits


my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds





lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved


He is always first to post stolen celebrity nudes like for YEARS he has been doing this and there’s always been criticism and he has always turned a blind eye to it and suddenly now he reflects…

Send him to jail anyway.



Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)